| son: | mom... i'm gay |
|---|---|
| me: | what was that? |
| son: | i'm... gay |
| me: | HA! KNEW IT! |
| son: | wh...what? |
| husband: | what's going on? |
| me: | OUR SON'S GAY! |
| husband: | oh god. |
| son: | wait, is that okay? |
| husband: | no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother... |
| me: | ARE YOU DATING ANYONE? |
| son: | i— |
| me: | YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT |
| son: | that's great mom bu— |
| me: | I AM SO PROUD OF YOU |
| husband: | your mother has this thing about ga— |
| me: | I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE |
| son: | mom that really isn— |
| me: | HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU? |
| husband: | shit |
| me: | WHAT ABOUT X-MEN? |
| son: | dad, what's going o— |
| me: | WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS |
| husband: | walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth— |
| me: | YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE |
| son: | i'm scared |
| husband: | it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen |
| me: | I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG |
| can this happen all the time : | ( |
